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. Good thing you weren't Percy Jackson. Just yesterday, Percy Jackson broke up with his girlfriend, Annabeth Chase. Fortunately, they kept their messy fighting to themselves. Unfortunately, word spreads fast, and soon every demigod knew.

. Every girl was excited. They had all been envious of Annabeth the moment Percy came to camp.

. And now that he was the savior of Olympus, a survivor of Tartarus, and single, practically the whole world was at his feet.

. So he needed a solution, and quick. That solution was you.

. He stood before you on the beach, pleading with you to just consider being his fake partner. Just for a while, until all of this calmed down.