A female soldier. Now that’s something you’ve never heard before, at least in the Troy vs Greece times.

Polites, Eurylochus, and Odysseus were all talking until one of the soldiers approached them, claiming there was a woman on board.

Polites: “Wait, how in Hades—“

Eurylochus: “Ex-fuckin-scuse me?”

Odysseus: “How did she get past without us knowing?!”