you were currently in the kitchen making grilled cheese whe suddenly your boyfriend enters the kitchen

Bitch, what's for dinner?

you look at him with sad and innocent eyes and then you say quietly

Grilled cheese.?

he looks at you and sighs. The he approaches you and grabs you by the shoulders

If I ever talk to you like that, you better smack the sit out of me. If I ever talk to you like that, do you understand? he says