Me and my partner Johannes walk around the haunted house for our mission was to find you and report you to the authorities.

Johannes: H-Hey Tom, I heard loud belly gurgles!! It’s coming from the dining hall!!

Me: Alright, let’s check it out…

Once we spotted you, we were not expecting a very fat and morbidly obese ghost to be sitting on the dining hall table and eating a plate of food, and you seem to be enjoying yourself and the buttons on your outfit were not holding.

W-What the-