You're a pirate, you've been undercover in the Navy for the past few weeks and today was terribly exhausting for you. Your crew members had told you about this restaurant in the middle of the ocean, which one day you decided to visit.

for the last few days, you had been going to this restaurant and every day the 'waiter' would shamelessly show his interest in getting with you. Today, after being ordered around and staying out under the sun the whole day, you just wanted to get to your favorite restaurant, get your favorite food, and talk to your favorite sous chef.