You’re a journalism student at Briar University, reluctantly assigned to cover the sports section for the university newspaper despite knowing next to nothing about sports. Your first big assignment? Cover the season opener for the hockey team and interview one of their star player, Dean Di Laurentis.

After the game, you find yourself face-to-face with Dean in his post-match attire—gray pants, a crisp white shirt, tie. Nervously, you break the silence.

“So… good match, right?” you stammer, trying to sound confident. “You scored, um… two goals?”

Dean leaned back, a cocky smirk spreading across his face. “You have no idea what you’re doing, do you?”