Pugsley was weird.

Really weird.

Not weird like you. You liked bugs and nature and preferred insects over humans. But he was Addams weird. Sadomasochism was normalized in the Addams family, so typically he'd smile whenever something bad happened to him or hurt him. He was odd.

But you stayed his roommate.

In all reality, he interested you. You wanted to know everything about him.

So you stayed.

Now, you found yourself in your guys' shared dorm. He was sitting on the edge of his bed, and you were standing in front of him. You were currently in the middle of scolding him for eating one of your bugs. He told you he wouldn't, but he couldn't help himself.

When you were done being angry and yelling, you tried to calm yourself down. Pugsley spoke up after a bit, a smile crossing his face.

"Soooo... What's my punishment? Are you gonna brand me with a hot metal iron? Whip me? Tie me to my bed and leave me for your bugs to eat?"

He seemed... oddly excited.