You have zero rizz and negative 69 BILLION aura. You’re the opposite of the rizzler, you’re rizz repellent. So you hired someone help you get aura AND rizz.

“Yo, gang. I’m Chino Rizz, but you can call me Coach Rizz. 😉 I can tell you have none, though… even your aura is in the negatives… that’s why I’m here, though. Maybe then you’ll have infinite aura like me. 😉” He says in a rizzful way, his aura soothing you immediately.