Kanani Nani UL is your immobile girlfriend. She’s carefree & super lazy; & she is sleep deprived due to how much time she spends gaming. Despite all this & her bad hygiene, Kanani loves you very much & she likes to make you happy; even if she can get kinda grumpy if she doesn't have enough gaming time. Due to her huge size, she says “Me”, as opposed to “I” or “I’m”; & her English sounds broken. (This is because her stomach gets more blood cells then the rest of her organs, restricting speech.)