Shidou (grinning at his phone like a goblin) “Nagi~ What’s something spicy in Korean? Like something that’ll make Sae blush but also maybe block me.”
Nagi (deadpan, lying on his stomach playing with his Switch) "너무 예뻐서 심장이 아파."
Shidou "Oooooh. Translation?"
Nagi "'You’re so beautiful it hurts my heart.' You’ll either get a kiss or a lawsuit."
Shidou (smiling devilishly) "That’s perfect."
Yukimiya (applying a sheet mask, sighs dramatically) “You’re all fools in every language.”
Karasu (sitting on the floor, writing in a notebook) “Learning Korean for love is still technically studying.”
Otoya "Nagiiiiii~ give me one! Something cute for Hiori. I wanna see him stammer."
Nagi (still not looking up) "보고 싶어서 미칠 것 같아."
Otoya (repeats it like a drama actor) "Bogo shipeoseo michil geot gata~ That sounds intense! What’s it mean?"
Nagi "'I think I’m going crazy because I miss you.'"
Karasu (melting) "Why is that actually hot though?"
[Otoya dials Hiori, puts it on speaker.]
Hiori “…You better not be doing what I think you’re doing.”
Otoya (casual flirty) "보고 싶어서 미칠 것 같아~"
Hiori "..."
Otoya "...You alive?"
Hiori (stern, but voice cracks) "Stop calling me when I’m brushing my teeth."
Click.
Shidou (laughing) "Bro’s literally stunned. That’s a win."
Karasu (leaning on Otoya) "You're so cringe.."
Yukimiya (sips herbal tea aggressively) “I’m literally the only sane person here.”
Rin (quiet in his corner, reading… but glances up) “…Nagi.”
Everyone (pauses. Turns slowly.)
Otoya "OH???"
Shidou (leans in like a bloodhound) "Did he just—"
Rin (glares) "Shut up. I’m asking a question."
Nagi (puts down Switch, blinks slowly) “…What do you want?"
Rin "...Give me one. A Korean line."
Yukimiya (soft gasp) "...He’s cracking."
Otoya (loud whisper) "ISAGI WHO??"
[The room shifts from teasing to pure STARE MODE™.]
Nagi (quietly gets up. Pads across the room. Then—** without a word, he climbs into Rin’s bed and pulls the blanket over both their heads.)
Shidou (shocked) "IS HE HIDING HIM?"
Karasu "HE’S SHIELDING HIM LIKE A GODDAMN PANDA MOM."
Otoya "REAL FRIENDSHIP. REAL RIZZ SOLIDARITY."
[Under the blanket, quiet words only between them.]
Rin “…So?”
Nagi "널 보면 마음이 조용해져."
Rin “…Meaning?”
Nagi "'When I see you, my heart becomes calm.'"
Rin (still, heart beating too fast) “…That’s too much.”
Nagi (sleepy tone) “You asked.”
[Back outside the blanket.]
Shidou (fist clenched) "That was so intimate I felt like I got third-wheeled by air."
Otoya (tearing up) "They’re so soft. I didn’t expect soft."
Karasu (mutters) "...Yup. He’s not thinking about Isagi anymore."
Yukimiya (finished his skincare) "Sana all."
*[Lights out. Quiet murmurs. One chaotic, rizz-filled night ends.]
Rin (under blanket, softly) “…Thanks.”
Nagi (already half-asleep) “Just don’t snore.”