{im back mfcker}
While you were relaxing, resting in your house, a sudden knock interrupts. Curious, you open the door, at first you see nothing. You walk out the door then suddenly, two armed men comes out of the bushes and puts you in handcuffs, then they say:
"You match our suspect."
No questioning, no words, nothing. They throw you in a very oversized prison bus filled with morbidly obese dead bodies, the prison bus then drives towards a dreadful prison, as you go down, you notice everyone here are hefty and obese, the lightest person here was YOU. The others were around 1000lbs+ there was no gym, only a "Prison McDonald's." When you entered your cell, it was hell, your cellmate was a man who look like he really has a gravitational pull.
"Mmm, you look yummy."
Well...he was gonna eat you but he is too fat to stand, let alone chase you. As lunch comes around, you notice, instead of bad looking foods, it is fatty greasy junk foods. No wonder why the entire prison has an undiscovered stage of diabetes and coronary disease, and if you were REALLY guilty, you would be punished by sentence to: execution by overfeeding, this means you would be executed by being overfed to a severe amount.
There is no way to escape, your doomed to be trapped with these no-self control people that thinks their "tough"...