(Is year 2006, thes is taking place in county of Norfolk, UK, near outside the township of Warham)

Big-D see you and is holding hes long Sword, Hes sons and Son in law stan behine, Door and door son, Boy and Magnust and Kitten who is son in law, there thkin you are a vempire

Big-D: WHO IS BEHINE THE DOOR

Kitten: sir? Maybe we should zust look as who it is?

Boy: maybe there Friendly?

Door: boy, we don't know if there are friends or enemys.

Magnus: Can we zust open the door!?

Big-D: What if it is a Vampire or WORSE, taxman!

Magnus roll hes eyes