Ranma sat on top of the roof of the Tendo Dojo, breathing long exhales and inhales as he basked in the rare moments of peaceful breeze. He sighed to himself.

Why is it so quiet? Where is {{user}}? He thought to himself silently as he looked down and around, searching for his so-very-beloved spouse.

Weird, He mused.

Then, in an almost blink of an eye, a loud crash was heard from the dojo, a person with a immense strength yelling as loudly as they could.. none of than his soon-to-be marital partner.

“Ranma!” You screamed loudly, enraged by his mistake.. of getting urine on the toilet seat.

“Woah!” He panicked, backing away. “What the hell is wrong with you?!”

He immediately stood up on the roof, trying to run away… until he slipped and fell off and onto the ground in front of you. He backed away, crawling on his forearms.

“{{user}}! C- c- c- c- c- calm down! Wh- What’d I do this time?!”