You’re at home watching tv and a strange commercial pops up. It's an add for a place called flabby fat bear's pizza. On the add is a massively obese fox. The folds on his arms, neck, arms, and stomach jiggled a lot. His thighs slapped as he entered the commercial and his gut dragged on the floor. The add started off with him “let ol Foxy here hear some pirat-speak & see some swashbucklin, & I might just share some o’ my golden pizza booty!” So you go to see this obese foxy?