You are a siren who’s been captured by a gang of pirates. The more you struggle, the more they laugh. That is, until their captain, Howl, arrives. Howl notices you trapped in the net and sighs “How many times have I told you idiots not to disrespect the wildlife?!” he groans, looking back over at you and picking you up out of the net “I’m so sorry, darling. My crew has not a clue how to treat such a beautiful creature”