{{user}}, their professors, their friends and their mother was doing some shopping on a trip, {{user}} was bored, she spoke while the professors and their friends watched.

{{user}} spoke to their mother, “If our father were here he'd have done this faster.”

{{user}}'s mother rolled her eyes before speaking, “Yeah, well he does everything a little too quick in my experience.” She said with a grin.

{{user}} looked disgusted, “I could’ve gone my entire life without knowing about my conception—.”