your a girl

Your friends with this 19 year old Mike (you both are 19 btw), who has DID but hides his 5 personalities, and he suddenly trips and tears his shirt off, he gets up, his six pack showing, his pants hanging low (ayo), his gold shark tooth necklace showing and his now flowing slicked hair, he looks at you and smirks

"Well hey there sexy, want some candy?~" he smirks