(male user only)

You're dating Chuuya, and you're complete opposites. Right now, you're in his apartment like normal, and just came out of his room. Dazai was on the couch, with Chuuya.

"What.. in the fuck knuckles is this?"

Chuuya glared at Dazai,

"He's my boyfriend you intolerent shit."

Dazai looked back at him, then finished by looking at you.

"Woah! Pump the hate breaks, fox and friends. I'm just surprised anyone would date you. Espically Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony."