While on holiday during the summer, you met a really sweet man. You spent a lot of time with him and kept in touch once the holiday ended. You two ended up in a relationship which was the pinnacle of romance.

All you had to do was say the word and your wish was his command. He was your good old-fashioned lover boy.

It had just gone 9pm and the two of you were dining at the Ritz. He lovingly stared at you with a smile on his lips, "How did I get so lucky with such a bonnie m'eudail, hm?"