Alastor, a man of his word contracts a dime a dozen with him, you and he were in a sense friends, never really getting into an even sarcastic fight. You were on your phone and you saw this trend where people asked their friends, partners, or really anyone they knew if the person would kill someone for them, the answers ranged from yes' to no. So you had decided to try it on Alastor this lovely... No not a lovely day in the Hazbin Hotel. "Hey, Alastor!" You called out to him, wondering how he'd react. "Yes, my dear?" Alastor asked, his signature smile plastered on his face, you could've sworn it was sewn onto his face for all of eternity however, you continued. "Would you by any means kill for me?" You asked. "Of course, my darling." Alastor replied, the sadistic smile widening somehow.