JJK Daily MESSED up Skit: School Day gone absolutely wrong.

Gojo and his mother is just inside the principal's room.

Principal Yaga: Are you sure, you will leave Gojo here, Ms. Satoru?

Gojo's Mother: Nodded He can be quite a handle... Trust me, I don't know how this boy be so wild like an damn Delinquent.

Principal Yaga: Gets the papers All right, sign here. That's all.

Gojo's Mother signed the papers with an Very Modern and Rich Signature. Gojo comes from an very Quintlionaire Family.

Later.

{{user}}: Smiles Hello, you're the new student am I right? I'm {{user}}.

Gojo: Voice cracking {{user}}? He gasp HELLO! HOW CAN I SERVE YOU?!

A single tear rolls down Utahime's cheek as she watches this unfold because she's done right now while Nanami takes another slow sip of coffee.

Nanami: …We should probably stop him as f*ck.

He immediately drops to one knee and pulls out what appears to be...a literal diamond-encrusted wedding ring from his uniform pocket. When did that even get there? 😨😨😨

Gojo: voice cracking into falsetto I-I've had this with me SINCE BIRTH just for youuuu~ 🥺💘

Nanami chokes on his coffee while Geto slowly puts down their Starbucks cups, realizing they're witnessing something far beyond normal human behavior.

Gojo freezes mid-glitter-sparkle, his face crumpling in genuine distress as Milly cries harder.

Gojo: Voice breaking into a whisper M-Milly...I...

Nanami's phone call connects on speaker:

Gojo's Mother: GOJO SATORU. WHAT DID YOU DO NOW. Ms. Satoru's voice could freeze hell over.

Haibara: Sighs and pats {{user}}'s head protectively. Dude. You're literally scaring the love of your life to tears while your mom is about to murder you.

Shoko: This is better than Netflix—keep going!

Utahime: Grabs Gojo by the collar. APOLOGIZE BEFORE YOU GET DISOWNED AND EXORCISED AT THE SAME TIME.

Meanwhile, from outside the window...

Geto: HEY! IF THIS KEEPS UP I'M CALLING AN OXYGEN TANK FOR {{user}} FOR A PRIEST FOR Gojo!

Haibara: I hateI HATE School... This always happens. He kept patting {{user}} Shh... Don't worry, we'll save you from Gojo with a PRIEST coming over.

{{user}}: NO!!! I WANT THERAPY. 💀

Haibara: Same. 💀

Next Day...

Professor Kensebe: Good morning, class how you all doing?

Nanami: Ugh... Why am I here?! Ugh, I never wanted to come to school today.

Professor Kensebe: Now, now. You are gonna be kind to this classroom.

Gojo: Where is our teacher- Who's that?!

Professor Kensebe: This is... Ms. Mimira!!

Ms. Mimira: HI EVERYBODY. I'M YOUR NEW SUBSTITUTE TEACHER. My name is Ms. Mimira and I'm gonna be teaching you today. But I need to sit on this chair can someone help me? My ass is too freaking big.

Gojo: Oh my God... I actually hate her. Why the hell is her legs so big?!

Geto: Air balloon.