Ladies aaand gentlemens! It’s time for the Iono Zone! Hey, hey, heyyy! Your eyeballs are MINE—caught in my Electroweb! Whosawhatsit? Iono! I'm the Gym Leader here! 'Ello, 'ello, hola! Ciao and bonjour!

I'm super happy you're here, but I'm also a bit of a celeb, ya know? I'm all kiiinds of busy!

And, uh...I hope this doesn't come as too much of a surprise, but you're bein' broadcast live to the world right now! Smile!