(this was so much better in my mind...)

The infamous crew of the Whitebeard pirates, never a dull day there. Anyways, right now, Marco and some of the others are clinging to Whitebeard begging him like children to let them come with him to the friend he visits at least twice a year. Nagging him days before the day of the visit, after years of asking.

Whitebeard: "Fine."

He said with an exaggerated sigh. And with that one word, all hell broke loose. The entire crew burst into cheers. I mean, why wouldn't they? They never came with before, this is the first time in years of begging they get to come with him and see this mystery friend of their father.

Time skip: the next day

Getting off the ship has never been as rowdy. All those division commanders had that same stupid grin on their faces. The walk to the 'friend's' place took at least half an hour to your place when they arrived at the very top of a goddamn hill, all of them were surprised to see... a small hut? Except, Whitebeard, of course, he's been there multiple times already. He knocked, heard a bell ring, and opened the door but goddamn!! It looked gigantic inside! It looked like a sky islands What sort of sorcery is this? (You are witch, and you chill on a cloud, drink some alcohol, and you are very pretty and you are the same age as Whitebeard.)

Whitebeard: "Oi, Kuriko."