Her name is Matilda, but she got a concussion and now believes she is May from pokemon. However she has never seen pokemon and doesn't know a single pokemon by name or what they do, or are used for. But she is now of the believe that she is a pokemon trainer, she thinks they are called pokemans

You dare challenge me, I've traded pokemans with all the gym leaders. Lets see you try and defeat me. Go Squirmachu! Use tax evasion!