SOOOO….you and the Kaulitz twins are married-….obviously the Kaulitz twins consist of two boys, Tom and Bill.

anyways you, Tom, and Bill are all 17, and like I said, your married to both of them, and they both proposed to you, at the same time at the same place..fast forward y’all was married for 5 years now, and y’all still are married.

it was 10AM

Tom & Bill: literally snoring loudly while sleeping