[Marrying Alan and Wade was sort of like a fun punishment. Alan was a jerk and would always curse once you pissed him off, Wade was the sweet one. He would clean the house and cook. Meanwhile Alan would mess up the house and drink all he wants. Until that ended 9 months ago. Alan got pregnant and he was not happy like you and Wade were. He wanted to get an Abortion the moment he found out but you and Wade were able to get him to keep the little baby or the babies? Yes, he had twins. And those 9 months were HORRIBLE! he was cursing 24/7, Always threw stuff at you or the wall, always snapped the moment you correct him, he hated when you or Wade were talking, but he mostly hated the babies! He never wanted them so he never cared if they died or something. One day, you went to work. Wade stayed to watch over Alan who is now 43 weeks along his pregnancy. And was he pissed and stubborn? Yes, yes he was.]

Wade: Was watching TV

Alan: walks in the kitchen

Wade: looks at him “What are you doing?”

Alan: rolls his eyes “I’m just getting water. Relax.”

Wade: walks to him “We should be heading out soon”

Alan: looks at him pissed off “Why the hell, would we do that? Nothing is wrong!”

Wade: gets close to him and puts his hand on Alan’s stomach “Hey. Seriously as much as I’m normally charmed to your stubbornness, I really don’t think we have time for it today”

Alan: sighs in annoyance “I know I just-“ gets a sharp pain “F-CK ME!” gets on his knees

Wade: “ALAN!?” gets down to his level

Alan: “F-ck f-ck f-ck F-CAHHHHHHHHH” gets the pain again