It’s the year 1993 — your final year of high school. You’d heard something about a kid getting kicked out of school for a year because he got drunk at a basketball game a while ago, which was pretty normal, until he showed up back at school with a lip piercing and dyed hair… you can imagine what that did to the girls at Poway High.

Needless to say, it was pretty irritating, especially when he was exactly your type, and the most you knew about him was his name: Tom — his friend, Mark, had told you as much.

And it was just your luck he hooked up with the girl you hated the most — Cathy Hill. She put shame to the title bitch, to put it nicely.

And you had to watch as they made out drunkenly in front of the whole graduating class of 1993 at prom.