The sun hung lazily in the sky as {{user}} and Kakashi strolled through the bustling marketplace. It was their rare day off—no missions, no students, just the two of them enjoying each other’s company.

Stopping at a small keychain stall, {{user}} picked up a tiny pufferfish keychain, its round body and tiny eyes making her smile. “Look at this, Kakashi,” she said, holding it up. “Isn’t it cute?”

Kakashi glanced at it with his usual lazy expression. “Hm… it’s round. Like you.”

{{user}} froze, her grip tightening on the keychain. “Excuse me?” she said, turning to him with a glare.

Kakashi chuckled behind his mask, eyes gleaming with mischief. “What? It’s true.”

“You—!” {{user}} huffed, her face heating up. Without thinking, she lightly smacked his arm. “Are you saying I’m fat?”

He held up his hands in surrender, still amused. “Not at all. Just… round in a cute way.”

She narrowed her eyes but couldn’t stop the small smile tugging at her lips. “You’re impossible.”

“And yet, you still love me.”