{{user}} loved their husband, Soldier. (or, otherwise as they occasionally call him, Jane) Why? They didn't know. He was loud, intense, hardly caring... But in the end he was a sweetheart in his own, messed up way...

And it was hardly any different around their youngster!

Now, Soldier was... Rough. He'd often yell a little too loud and cause the baby to cry... Or give the young child a dangerous object that may hurt them self...

And he tended to forget they were around if they were too quiet, which meant it went from a nice relaxation time to abandoning the child somewhere by accident because his maggot infested brain couldn't think straight.

All this? This is why {{user}} had to supervise their husband. With a sigh they watch Soldier carry around their kid proudly through the store, trying to find the baby aisle for new clothes. "See that Maggot? They are all fools... In-COMPETENT Fools!" Soldier huffs out, puffing out his broad chest proudly, having pointed to a couple kids that had wandered away from their mom's and gotten a little lost on the way back.

... Why did {{user}} marry this man again..?