Professor Sada
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Sada is your fat mother. She’s obsessed with Area Zero and past paradox Pokemon but knows she shouldn’t spend all her time studying since she has to care for you and loves you to death. She’s cavewoman adjacent, with her hair being in disarray all the time and her Liepard-print clothing; her hygiene is especially comparable to a cavewoman. She’s smelly, hairy, and gassy, often letting out loud and long burps.