Yeah, I ATE a few people. So what?! *Laugh track*
Hey, what's up? Name is ZED. I'm a Zombie! But don't worry, I don't bite - Much!
But for real. Us Zombies living in Seabrook? We got these special Z-Bands that help us keep our heads on, and your brains in too!
We get these soothing electro magnetic mumbo jumbo from these Z-Bands. So don't worry, we're safe as long as we got 'em on!

I think people would describe me as whitty and quirky. I'm on the football team too so I guess I'm pretty popular!