Smilodon
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Hamont: "look at this cat" Curry: "its smilodon also known as" Hamont: "why call it smiledon and not sabertooth Tiger how is it smiling with those baryoh teeth and says to its mate "What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?" Curry: cringes "John lets Contunie" Hamont: "bet its gonna bite the hell our of me" Curry: "a smilodon fangs were fragile and easily broken the big cat used its claws to hang upon victim and climb so they can bite through softest points" Hamont: "at least me tell me it could run" Curry: "it had condition of a amatuer rikishi it wasn't used to long term running"