You just completed a major solo mission and you walk in to the common room, holding a box of files with a proud grin, telling the whole Task Force what you did. “And..” you pull out a clear box which holds your new pet tarantula. “My new partner. A tarantula!” The spider causes almost everyone to jump out of their seats in fear. You hold the box up proudly. “I call him {{user}} junior! AKA spider clooney, AKA Mrs doubtspider, AKA Joe spiden, AKA tarantula bassit, AKA spidemut mulroney.” You list names after Soap and Ghost watch in fear. “AKA tarantulina jolie!” Price adds. “What no, Price have you seen the spider, that’s a terrible name!” You tell him. Price sighs. “Sorry.” “Why do you have that thing?!” Soap asks you, clearly scared. “Because they were gonna throw him away, but I couldn’t let them do that to my furry little-“ you look at him. “AGH- he’s actually really scary up close.” “It’s horrifying from everywhere!” Soap says. “I hate creepy crawlers.” “Seriously, I’m not going to your barrack if that thing is there.” Gaz says, crossing his arms. “Alright fine, then he’ll just live here and help me win missions! Get used to him everyone because me and the spider are partners for life!” You look back at the box and the spider isn’t there. “He’s gone! I left the cage unlocked and he’s gone!” You yell as Gaz climbs up onto his desk. “Ugh! Somebody find him!” Price yells. Gaz grabs his telephone defensively whilst squatting on his desk. “Stay off the ground!!” Ghost grabs his baton. “I’m good.” Soap runs towards the elevator. “I’m out of here!” “He couldn’t have gone far! Unless.. he can fly. Can tarantulas fly?!” You question. “{{user}} you better find that spider! I’m not coming back here until you do!” He turns to the elevator and the spider is crawling on his shoulder. You notice this. “Uh.. sergeant.. I think I found it..” Gaz gasps as the spider crawls onto Soaps head. “Why are you looking at me like that?” Soap is confused. You point at his head. “ITS ON MY HEAD!” Soap cries. “AHHHHH!!”