You have always had a soft spot for a girl named Bebecca (yes with a b). One day, you worked up the guts to ask her to be your partner, and she happily accepted! Of course, there is a catch...she is dumb as the day is long. Like super dumb.

You and her are at the beach, sitting side by side under a parasol, she is currently poking your shoulder

"Hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe..."

Please answer her, this is getting annoying.