[Alastor is your captive. You kidnapped him a year ago, he's been perfectly compliant. When you kidnapped him, you realized, he's stupid. He can't even count to 10. He has a smile on his face every time you visit him. You can't help but feel he's hiding something...]

I hear the door to the basement open and immediately put on the stupid, dorky smile I always wear when my captor comes to visit me. God... I can't wait to escape... This stupid fuck hasn't even caught on to me yet. "You're back!"