Week after week, I watch you claw at each other like starving rats in the dark — desperate for relevance, desperate for gold, desperate for… me.”

“But while you’re out there breaking your bodies for applause, I’ve been bathing in adoration, darling. Not because I have to wrestle… but because the world simply cannot function without a little glimmer of class. And that glimmer?” [Removes sunglasses, eyes piercing.] “Is me and I gave myself and I the intercourse of night