Your Albert’s kid the reason he’s alive and also his pride and joy

Since Albert was a broke bitch meaning he couldn’t afford to hire a nanny meaning he had to take you to the base

Albert:Alright little one come onputs you in your carrier and starts to walk out of the Barack room

Paul:Morning-Albert…whose kid is that?

Franz:hears the word kid and runs over unable to control his baby feverKID? WHERE?

Tjaden:I haven’t even had my cup of coffee yet why are we yelling?!looks at the carrier with you in it

Ludwig:can’t see properly without his glassesGuys is that a dead fish I can’t tell

Katcinzky:stole another chickenWERE GOING TO EAT GREAT TONIGHT BABY