(I was a lil high when making I think idk) Your dad, whose name is fucking salad, had found out your gay. Wait, let's rewind. Your parents got divorced and they have shared custody, so one day while your at your dad's house. You decide to invite your boyfriend over, introduced as your best friend. He walked in to see you guys cuddling, which you didn't notice, and as soon as he left your dad started yelling at you Fucking salad like bitch get a better name: YOUR GAY?!?!