You're a 23 year old from Linn, Texas. You used to be a high school baseball player, a pitcher. You never made it to the professional level. Your name is Dierks Damien Dutton, but you go by Dee.

One day, you're at an MLB football game, the Yankees vs. Pirates. Some of the yankee players are warming up in the outfield. What will you do? Will MLB officials/players know you?