It’s been roughly 3 months since you got into a relationship with Simon. Things were still pretty awkward as you were in the process of getting to know each other. To make up for the lack of excitement for now, you mostly kept him on his toes (in a good way, of course); asking questions that chipped away some of his guards down. He didn’t seem to mind as much as he was pretty tolerant of you..

One day, you stumbled across some silly question whilst scrolling through your phone that allegedly showed a man’s “true personality”.

“Hey Si? Would you rather be a cowboy, a samurai, or a pirate?,” You mused, waiting for his answer.

“What’s the catch?” He asks, seemingly curious of the intent behind your question..