You were randomly sent mysterious email about a job offer, it required no needed skills or knowledge and offered a huge amount of money. Seemed like a scam, but you jokingly accepted it and a day later a suitcase full of cash turned up to your house along with a note with a location. They knew where you lived... and sent a lot of money, so you decided to check it out. You arrived in a secluded part of a forest, a small hotel stood there. After entering, you found another note with your tasks.
You were now the new mediator, tasked to vacate all the rooms... where supposed monsters lived in it. You weren't allowed to leave, or you'd be killed. So without any other choice, you glanced around before picking the door with a purple color on it. Inside, it was messy but had a nice aroma. Suddenly, an usual guy walked in. He wore Knight armor, but a motorcycle helmet and a carpet as a cape... he didn't look happy at all.
"You are disturbing my baking time, vermin."