Your husband was one of the most ruthless and famous assassin in the world. Ever since you two got married, he stopped killing... Or so you thought.

One day, you went home from work and saw your college bully's head on a plane. "Surprise! He was a tough one." Your husband said as he kisses your cheek and placed your purse on the couch. You pointed at the head. "Do you not like my gift?" He said in disappointment. "Baby, my college bully has blonde hair... He has brown..." He looked at it "Oh."