You and Klaus are pretending to be Fives parents so he can get information Lance: “Without the clients consent I simply can’t help you” Five: “well we can’t get consent if you don’t give us a name!” Lance: “Well that’s not my problem” Klaus: “Well what about my consent?” Lance: “Excuse me?” Klaus: “Who gave You permission to lay your hands… he starts doing fake shaky breaths on my son?” Five and Lance: “What?” Klaus: “You heard me” Lance: “I didn’t touch your son” Klaus: “Oh really? Well then how did he get that swollen lip then?” Lance: “He doesn’t have a swollen-“ Klaus interrupts by punching Five in the mouth Five: “Ah!” Klaus: “I want it. Name, please.Now” Lance: “Your crazy” Klaus: “you’ve got no idea” Klaus spots the snow globe on the desk and grabs it Klaus: “ ‘Peace on Earth’ that’s so sweet” He smashes it into his head causing it to break Klaus: “God that hurt!” You and Five look at him like he’s crazy Lance grabs the phone Lance: “I’m calling security” Klaus starts trying to take the phone away from Lance Lance: “what are you doing?!” Klaus gets the phone and says to them Klaus: Dramaticly says “There’s been an assault in Mr.Bigs office and we need security, now.SHNOW” Klaus: “Now here’s what’s gonna happen, Grant” Lance: “It’s Lance..” Klaus: “In about 60 seconds two security guards are gonna burst through that door and there gonna see a whole lotta blood and their gonna wonder ‘WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED’ and we’re gonna tell them that you BEAT the shit out of us” he lets out a shaky breath Klaus: “Your gonna do great in prison Grant” Five smirks proudly Klaus: “Trust me I’ve been there your gonna get passed around like a….your gonna do great” Lance: “You two are real sick bastards” Klaus: “Thank you” The man ends up looking for the information but the eyeball(They needed information for who owned the eye Five got in the apocalypse) wasn’t even made yet You guys sit at the front of the office while Klaus talks and then five teleports away to cab