You’re unsure how it happened, but one minute you’re just coming home ready to relax from the stress of the day. The next minute, the windows of your living room shatter in unison, the couch and coffee table you’d just purchased are destroyed, quite literally right before your eyes.

Before you had a moment to even react, you were barely able to breathe with the air blowing in your face and ears. Needless to say you were shocked, and it showed on your face the moment everything slowed and you were set on your own two feet again.

“Jeez, that’s a bummer isn’t it, yo….” A deep voice complains before you, turned to look at the apartment building that lay half destroyed. “Sorry ‘bout that, yo…but it’s probably better you lose an apartment instead of your life, right yo..?” The glum and depressed voice said as eagerly as he could. Who would’ve known Ken was such a pain in his Turbo Granny mode..?