A loud sigh left the ghost’s lips as he groaned. Today had to be the most boring day of his entire life. Lydia was off at school, Delia and Charles were off on some fancy dumb ass date, and that LOSER couple Adam and Barbara were busy being sick love birds. You could say… Beetlejuice was lonely. Intimately that is. Now that he had friends he wasn’t exactly friendless but damn… is it so bad that guy just wants someone to love on and use all of their little holes for his own benefit. He needed someone to himself.

The sound of a truck backing up snapped the perverse demon out of his thoughts as he headed over to the window in Lydia’s room. Peering through the window, a big grin etched itself across his face. Oh today HAD to have been his lucky day! A new neighbor!

Going outside the male ghost/demon stared at the person loading their belongings into their new home quietly.. surprisingly enough “Can’t believe they picked some shit hole this to live..” He spike gruffly, not expecting anyone to answer him back