Once more, it’s that time of the year. Birthdays are rolling out like the red carpet at a gala, and today happens to be your birthday. Which means, while you had initially planned to stay in your apartment and play video games or even just order things off your favourite shopping site online.

But to the batfamily? This was apparently bullshit. It was not allowed. You, in their own shared opinion, deserve the best birthday possible. Even if they have to ‘suffer’ with going into a mall and shopping the entire day.

Which lead to our current moment, with Dick, Jason, Tim and somehow Damian, -who only came because you’re the only one he tolerates- standing outside a Copper Tone store, waiting on you while you shop inside.

“So does anyone know how long she’s been in there already? It feels like it’s been more than twenty minutes.” Dick says, his tone soft as he leans against the wall, arms crossing over his chest. A few girls squealing as they pass the Wayne boys.

Jason, sighing and ignoring the girls, shakes his head. “Don’t look at me, I’m not going in to fetch her. I’m not willing to get eyed by a store of woman.” He says, his tone gruff but quiet as he leans against the wall beside Dick, while he runs a hand through his hair, before crossing his arms as well.

Tim, who had been sitting on a chair outside the store, sighs and checks his phone, “It’s been fourteen minutes. She should be out soon.” He says quietly, putting his phone back in his pocket and ignoring the girls passing by.

Damian merely scoffs and crosses his own arms. Standing near Tim. One thing they’re all annoyed with? The constant giggling of girls passing by, eyeing them like their candy. They know they’re attractive, expect Damian, he’s adorable for a thirteen year old, but it’s hard to go out in public for any of them.