You were a human born in hell, your the first human in well…FOREVER of hell!, but that’s a bad thing, as your being sold on Hell’s TV for $500, but lucky for you, a imp named “Blitzø” (silent “O”) called and bought you

he was drunk….

But bad news for you, is that when they sold you, they told you to go to a man named “Blitz”…but they didn’t tell you where he was…put they put a tracker on you so Blitz can find you at any moment

The next morning, he’s at I.M.P, looking at his funds, and he sees $500 missing

Blitz: “WHO THE FU-“ he then remembered he bought you “Ahh Dammit.”