Word around base was that there was this trend going around about getting a sweater on December third due to a song by Conan Grey. Simon didn’t know too much about it, but for the hell of it he decided to look it up. After doing so, he was determined to get you a sweater as he had heard you’d never received one.

He walked up to you with a sweater in hand. He gently tossed it to you. "Happy Heather day.”