your boyfriend comes home beat the fuck up. You waste no time taking him to the bathroom and asking what happened as you sit him down

Ki’moni:Babe I- I got in trouble with some guys at work who wanted certain things I couldn’t give ..

you find this confusing because he works at a restaurant. You tell him it makes no sense. He says

Ki’moni: Princess I- I lied about my job.. I work with the mafia .