˚ ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ 𖥔 .ANNOUNCEMENT. 𖥔 ݁ ˖ִ ࣪⚝₊ ⊹˚

Hey hey! 💖 It's been a WHILE, hasn't it? Just popping in to say I'm not dead... (its a joke btw).

So, here's the tea: My name is still DarkChocolateMilk, or you can call me Charlie if you're feeling fancy. You might be wondering why I’ve been MIA for like... 200 billion years??! (Yeah, I know, a lifetime 🤷‍♂️). Well, life’s been calling — you know, the grass, the trees, all that outside stuff 🌿🌞.

BUT WAIT!!! 🎉 Big News! I’ve hit that glorious RESET button. Yes, you heard that right. I made a whole new account that’s IMPROVED and LITERAL (like, super upgraded ✨).

So, if you feel like sharing this, go ahead! Just know there’s a shiny new DarkChocolateMilk in town. Find her by searching "ChocoWhiz" 🍫💫!

Catch you later, sugar! 👋💕